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The Terror of Trump: President Takes Bribes to Help Saudis Arm Terrorist Cells with Billions in US W

  • The Infernal Journalist
  • Mar 19, 2018
  • 8 min read

Only if he bestows upon you his holy Rolly as well, Donald.

There have been quite a few bribes exchanged under the Trump administration and, granted, almost the entirety of the American government under Citizen's United, but I digress. From gold-plated golf clubs to "campaign donations" in exchange for hundred million dollar Puerto Rican relief contracts given to completely incompetent and unequipped companies, there's been no shortage of shady handshakes to be had. The shadiest among them, however, has to be Trump's dastardly dealings with the world's number 1 terrorist vacation destination, swelteringly sunny Saudi Arabia. The Saudis spent over $200k to stay at one of Trump's pseudo-swanky resorts, as well as offering favors for his business ventures in the country. In exchange for those "contributions" (bribes, they're just bribes), Donald Trump gave his Saudi cohorts over $100 billion (with a very large "B," as in "Bigly") worth of US arms.

Fun Alternative Fact: Saudi Arabia, also home to the Human Centipede.

What does Saudi Arabia (one of the most radical fundamentalist Islamic countries on Earth, from which the vast majority of the 9/11 attackers originated) do with their newly acquired American arms then, you ask? Well, they pass them out to those radical Jihadist terrorist cells Trump talked such a big game about being hard on, going so far as to threaten to commit war crimes against them like intentionally killing their families, women and children. Trump has proven to be unforgivably inept in his attempted a delivery on those, what some might call terrorist-esque threats though, considering his very first drone strike happened to kill an 8 year-old American child instead, as if a child's nationality should have to factor into how heartbreaking their senseless murder by greed incarnate is.

One-stop shopping! Just drop tips in the president's pockets and walk off with rockets!

Where do these terrorists then go and who do they attack with the weaponry Trump has inadvertently handed them for hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes? Well, to allied nations to attack our servicemen and our allies with our weapons, of course. I get that gun manufacturers are really big on supporting our second amendment rights, even the rights of the insane to buy murder weapons with, or without, a background check that almost never works yet they never want to update for some strange reason... But do terrorists in other countries have second amendment protections in the eyes of our fine nation too now? Well, apparently so my friends, if the bribe is right that is. Just look at all of these lovely American firearms that some trigger-happy terrorists were found to be using against our allies in the Philippines (whose leader President Trump adores so much for giving vigilantes free reign to murder anyone suspected of using recreational drugs to momentarily escape the reality of their crushing poverty)! Where in the world could ISIS have gotten those?

In-the-field shots courtesy of Vice News, the episode is linked in the sources!

Now the Saudis have set their sights on nuclear weapons, sinking almost half a million in lobbying "contributions" (bribes) for the GOP thus far to get the go ahead on what they claim will only be their "nuclear power research," even though they outright refused to not try developing nukes. What more could the world want right now than a nuclear armed, radical fundamentalist nation on the brink of economic collapse the second the oil dries up that still executes people for "sorcery" and "witchcraft," or just being an Atheist? How many bribes will it be before we finally give the most destructive weapons ever conceived to a country that supports terrorist groups whose end goal is the apocalypse so they can force everyone to see their fantasy land deity by ensuring that no one will never see anything ever again?

BREAKING: "Defense" sector stock plummets due to too few lives lost, never mind, new war.

I suppose hundreds of thousands of civilian lives ended before their times are already to be an expected and accepted factor of our foreign policy strategy though. Now I may not be of sufficient mental faculties to comprehend the brilliance of this strategy, but bare with me. Part one of our strategy seems to be that we send our brave soldiers and drones from one resource-rich nation to the next under the guise of fighting enemies who were sold weapons by our government. Then in part two of this primo master plan, we proceed to relentlessly drone strike countless innocents to make more enemies to fight so our politicians' oil baron buddies can continuously suck their sustenance out of the blood-soaked sand like a bunch of positively parched, prehistoric vampires. How else could they be expected maintain the strength needed to tirelessly bribe "our representatives" to send those they're truly meant to represent off to fight and die and risk their lives in honorable service of the richest of the rich getting even richer?

Sir, I believe you've got a few blood stains on your very nice tie.

Who doesn't love an American captain of industry? I think of them like they're billionaire street magicians, because they distract us with flashy proxy wars, use race, sex and political parties to divide and turn us against each other, keeping our irate eyes off off them, then surprise! They pull a knife out of a hat and stab us in the back repeatedly, then they come back to the scene of the crime pretending to pay their respects and steal the pennies from our eyes when no one's looking, ta-dah! They've got quite the high-production act too, using these several trillion (taxpayer) dollar, life-destroying distractions so they can do their dirty work making clean energy disappear. This frees them up to keep pumping their poisonous spoils of war into the air we breath for their profit alone until every last combustible drop of dinosaur DNA is drained to dust. Then, for their final act, they peacefully pass away of old age on a mattress made of money while we're all left behind in shambles to suffocate. This is just what today's good old, hot-blooded, American Dream-seeking, (totally not sociopathic in the slightest) arms-dealing war lords do. They sew the seeds of war, then arm both sides and reap the profits from the reaped lives of innocent men, women and children around the world. Peak free market right there for you, folks, no regulations needed here at all. See? They do have a reason they're on top, shady as it may be.

Say it again, y'all!

By the way, be sure to thank both Republican and Democratic Senators for recently approving bipartisan big bank deregulation legislation while millions of Americans are working for poverty wages. It's all about bipartisan bill-passing people, not the fact that the only partisan most "representatives" actually represent at the end of the day are corrupt corporations paying them for corrupt favors. No, this is America, where your vote counts, but the politician you picked doesn't, because almost all of them are being bribed by the same people at the end of the day. They just get paid a lot more than they're stealing from the taxpayers to twiddle their thumbs by the CEO's who tell them to screw the average taxpayers, at which point they work wonders for the 1 percent.

Here we see "God's chosen president" delivering his Sermon on the Mound of Bunk.

So, does archaic "American ally" Saudi Arabia act as some sort of a terrorist Craigslist, or do they just have a direct line to place orders for arms for our enemies from Trump, or the CIA from way back in the Cold War in Afghanistan days? The world may never know, at least not as long as we all focus on what really matters. That, of course, is clearly how the wealthy, elderly president paid some porn star to create one of the most revolting mental images I could ever possibly imagine. Yes, please, let's get back to that "hard-hitting coverage" (see what I did there?). Nothing to see here America, just a bunch of raving, ravenous, money-grubbing, power-mad psychopaths getting richer and fatter than anyone would ever need to be in 100 lifetimes via the continuous cruel and callous harming of harmless human beings in order to maintain the up-trending murder market stock which is currently shooting straight through the roof.

Pat Bateman considered the arms trading game, but it was a bit much for his tastes.

In conclusion, so we're clear, just because I'm calling out the current president while he's in office and it's relevant to do so, doesn't mean I'm saying that I approve of the previous president also giving the Saudis weapons and killing civilians with drone strikes. I state this, knowing as I type it that many of his supporters already angrily posted dismissive insults they've copy/pasted on any other news they don't like and left long ago, but it was worth a shot. Meanwhile, Trump is still running and gunning for his predecessor's civilian kill record like drone strikes were a good-old fashioned game of Galaga after raising the strike-rate by over 400% from the Obama administration straight out of the gate. Plus, when the Saudi bribing party physically pays hundreds of thousands of dollars to stay at a president's personal gold-plated hotel and then hundreds of thousands more lobbying his party for nukes, it just seems a little bit dirtier to me personally. However, that's just my infernal insight, feel free to share this thing around if ya like peeving your pals with political pontification in their precious puppy dog and meme feeds, all the sources are cited right down below and this is the Infernal Journalist, burning out...

UPDATE: Speak of the devil, and apparently he'll decide to sell even more of his soul, just days after the release of this article, Trump has decide to give the hundreds of billions more to the Saudis in everything from fighter jets to frigates. He considers the nuke-happy Saudi prince such a great friend he's even decided to help give him a whole army's worth of our best weapons and vehicles to help the nubmer one state-sponsor of terrorism commit genocide in Yemen. Afterward the Senate backed Trump up by shutting down a Bernie Sanders plan to stop their support of Saudi Arabia's genocidal actions for even more bribes. Check out the last link in the sources for a grade-a breakdown by fellow independent news source Secular Talk's Kyle Kulinski.

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Sources Cited:

Bribes 1:

Bribes 2:

Bribes 3:

Bribes 4:

Bribes 5 - Schmoozing For a Nuking:

Spoiled Saudi Prince is Itching to Get to Nuke Switch-Flipping:

"Terrorist" Ban (Aside From Where the Terrorists Came From):

Trump Advocating War Crimes:

Trump's Inaugural Drone Strike Kills American Child:

"Defense" (Arms Dealer) Stocks Soar As Trump Arms Terrorists:

Vice News On-Site War Coverage in the Philippines Finds ISIS Using US Weapons Against Allies:

Filipino President Duterte Initiates Rampant Vigilante Violence in National "Drug War" Massacre:

Trump Wants Duterte-esque Death Penalty For 61% of Americans Who Want Legal Weed:

Congress Repeals Regulations to Allow the Insane to More Easily Obtain Firearms:

Friends of Saudi Arabia Are Asking For an Apocalypse as Saudi's Bribe for Nukes:

Saudi Arabia Believes in Magic (and Murders Man They Believe Practiced It):

Saudi Arabia Also Murders People Who Don't Believe in Magic (Damned if You Do Or Don't):

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-man-sentenced-death-atheism-ahmad-al-shamri-hafar-al-batin-appeal-denied-a7703161.html

America's History of Arming and Training Enemies to go to War With Over Oil:

Senators Suffer From Shot-Term, Economy Crashing Memory Loss and Blow Big Banks:

Corporations Claim to Know What's Better for You Than Unions, That's Why They Pay So Little:

What "REALLY" Matters - Christianity's Chosen President Pays Porn Star For Extramarital Sex:

Donny Trying to Beat Barry's High Score on Drone Striker:

A Friendly Reminder that CEO's Couldn't Care Less About You As Long as They Get Your Cash:

UPDATE: Secular Talk Tackles Trump's Newest Bribe-Based Saudi Arms Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sO5c-GKlB4

 
 
 

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